GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a comic book. And then